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Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
6 Comments
hi
07/22/2014

Hi


KARL!
06/16/2014

HAHAHAHA :D!


no one
06/14/2014

At first i didn't understand it then i realized what it was really funny!!! loved it!!! :)


Macosie
04/29/2014

An intelligent knock-knock joke, who woulda thunk it possible?


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

ohhh...i see what u did there ;)



23 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
4 Comments
David
03/21/2014

lol, this was some nwa shit here. My friend and I used to go down to the local ymca and burn nwa with magnifying glasses. I miss him. he died back in waco


Adrian
02/12/2014

:3 -___-


PrettyGirl
01/24/2014

Poop!

poop
01/27/2014

yep



17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
5 Comments
super fire
07/02/2014

LOL took me a while to get it


jazzy
05/01/2014

idk


deaglan
02/18/2014

lol i get it


LOL
01/07/2014

I GET IT

Bria
06/15/2014

hahahhahahahhahahahahah that made my day!



16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'
3 Comments
Timera
07/22/2014

What


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'.... LOVE IT!!! XD (AND THE SONG)



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dad.
Dad who?
UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!
2 Comments
Jania
07/20/2014

Boo



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out.
4 Comments
ur momma
04/21/2014

The dog was nice but then he bit me and I was like ow.


deaglan
02/18/2014

i dont get that


Jones
01/12/2014

Hahhaha i love this one



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut!
3 Comments
klaro1
06/16/2014

FUCK OFF!


Brian
03/21/2014

I'm allergic to peanuts and cashews and you are being insensitive.



11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
You know, you're Santa impression could use some work
4 Comments
GrammarGod
05/06/2014

your*


Will
01/03/2014

WHOA MATTHEW! IT WORKS!

Matthew
01/03/2014

Yep!


Bob
01/03/2014

LOL this is funny


Matthew
01/03/2014

Haha this is the first knock knock joke that has actually made me laugh out loud

Ducky
01/03/2014

IKR SAME!!!

Will
01/03/2014

Shuddup Barbie

Will
01/06/2014

OH MAN HOW MUCH FUN WE ARE HAVING

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

*takes out penis* Ikr? We will have fun like my daddy had with me

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

That is not the real Ana Lizzy

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

Yes I am

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

No you're not, I am!

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am too!

Will
03/21/2014

Wait, so who's the real Ana Lizzy?

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am!

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am!



11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
5 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

nice 'dude'


JokeGoddess
01/03/2014

Hilarious!

Condiment
01/05/2014

thanks! This is my bros favorite joke

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Naha


Sally
01/03/2014

hahahahahaha

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Bad "BRO"

Poopy
04/03/2014

Bad bro


Matthew
01/03/2014

Cool bro

¿raly?
03/21/2014

ur not even really alive or r u could be even alive?

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Doesn't make any sense


Joe
01/03/2014

Haha nice one

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Haha BAD ONE



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(30 seconds later in a deep voice) SLOTHHHHHHHHH
3 Comments
super hot
07/02/2014

I actually tried this one



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
1 Comments
MJ
04/08/2014

racist

Saeed
04/15/2014

I want more funny jokes



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yoohoo, big summer blowout.
2 Comments
Ben Derrow
04/09/2014

Best joke ever. I love that movie!!!


Sven
01/31/2014

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8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
1 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

;-; but we dont want to remember...dont make me cry ;-;

omg so sad
03/12/2014

so sad

mko
03/12/2014

sosad

Yomama
07/23/2014

9/11 was done by the government not terrorists,morons



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor
Interrupting docto--
You have cancer.

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you <3
2 Comments
Kate
07/19/2014

wait i love this one


Brittney
07/02/2014

AWW SO SWEET



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
this
is
FUNNY
4 Comments
super hot
07/02/2014

Uh what


jazzy
05/01/2014

what is the answer


Pat Hugs
03/26/2014

Fuck faced little cunt tryna fuck bitches in their pussy get dingle berry shit on their dildo going ass to mouth in their niggers

philbert
07/10/2014

Uuuhhhmmm calm down



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
I SAID GUESS
3 Comments
i get it
07/17/2014

lololol


Dr. Evil
03/25/2014

How about no

Dr. Who
07/19/2014

How about yes



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. Please let me in!
1 Comments
jake
07/19/2014

Funny cause the poster is a cat. my cat meows when he wants to come in :)



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Me who wants to punch your face
1 Comments
someone
04/08/2014

gay as shit



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo
2 Comments
Dudeeeeeee
01/07/2014

Nice one man!



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus who
TAWRK TAWRK!!
4 Comments
Isabella
07/23/2014

So funny


Lil\' Wayne
06/03/2014

This is gotta be the worst one on here. Even worse than the Pepsi one by Leslie L.


Miley
04/08/2014

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5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
doctor
doctor who
you just said it

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? Certainly. Will you remember me in a year? Of course. Will you remember me in two years? Yes. Will you remember me in three years? Of course I will!
Knock Knock, Whos There
See, you've forgotten me already.
2 Comments
man
03/09/2014

lol's


dfdfd
02/19/2014

eaerete



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Oh, bless you

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
America
America who?
Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock, freedom rings!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shakira
Shakira who?
waka waka

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Milk
Milk who?
The milk went to the grocery!

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting --
MOO!!!

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
.................................................

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
alvin
alvin who
alvin, your best friend?
2 Comments
dumb
05/04/2014

dumb


CptObvious
03/21/2014

#hegotzamnesia



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
jelly
jelly who
PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! WAY YA WAY YA

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uno Dos Tres
Uno Dos Tres who?
Uno! Dos tres are on fire
2 Comments
this sucks
06/19/2014

boo



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
hi
hi who?
hi im matthew
1 Comments
Jeremy D.
06/03/2014

Dude this one is truely funny.



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
punch
punch who
i did not say to punch anybody

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinesecure don't know what for
2 Comments
Janrica
05/31/2014

hahaha good one! ^_^



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and open it! Its cold outside!

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Im great, Hawaii you?

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, nice yodeling!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Armadillo
Armadillo who?
you are not an armadillo

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo hoo
Boo hoo who?
Aww don't cry, its just a joke

2 Comments
P diddy
04/08/2014

DAT SHIT CRAY


P diddy
04/08/2014

DAT SHIT CRAY



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love up in above the sky

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mirror
mirror who?
Coz I am a tiger and you're gonna hear MIRROR! oh oh oh oh oaar
1 Comments
Cpt. Obv
03/12/2014

Actually, mirrors make no sound as they are inanimate



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who
you want youhoo

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy kape
amoy kape who?
amoy kape'n the morning feeling like ...(ticktock song)

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Thanks, but I'd like peanuts instead!
1 Comments
NUTZ4nutz
03/21/2014

my allergist told this joke but I died anyway



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shut up! The KGB will ask the questions around here



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Can This be the last knock knock joke?!
1 Comments
Your ASS
04/07/2014

HAA!



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
lactum
lactum who?
I lactum move it move it
1 Comments
Britney
07/02/2014

You like to...Move it!



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I Eat Mop Who?
You eat your poo? Your sick

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
June 1
June 1 who?
June one-na build a snowman?

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
banana who?
bana-banana (bad romance)

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney spears who?
Britney spears!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who ?
\\\"I am the one who knocks\\\"

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hel
Hel who?
Hell no stop askin me stupid questions.
1 Comments
Matthew
01/05/2014

I dont get it

2chaniz
04/08/2014

because it's a stupid joke



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
interupting dyslexic human
inturupting dysle-
MEOW!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
adas
adas who?
ASGAFASDASGASDASD FAWAKA

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Oh my gosh I love that show

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop
Smell Mop who?
I will NOT smell your poo! Disgusto.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lala
Lala
Lala
2 Comments
Sam Smith
06/03/2014

Ha ha nice Naughty Boy reference.


Franklin
03/21/2014

aw shit

Naughty Bo
06/03/2014

La La,la la la ........ Suck, my dick...... When you spit your venom, keep it shut I hate it When you hiss and preach About your new messiah 'cause your theories catch fire I can't find your silver lining I don't mean to judge But when you read your speech, it's tiring Enough is enough I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning off the volume when you speak Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la... La la, la la la... I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la... La la, la la la...



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
justin beiber
justin beiber who?
justin beiber reason, just a little bits enough just the second were not broken just bent............................

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It's kangaroo you idiot
1 Comments
Son
03/21/2014

Why don't you love me dad?



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
needle
needle who
go to the bathroom then.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Duck
Duck Who?
QUACK BITCH!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cheese Curls
Cheese Curls who?
Cheese Curls is on fiiiiiiiiree!!!
1 Comments
Janrica
05/31/2014

nice one. . . hahaha^_^



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita Who
Anita Pea

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita Pea jr.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
ticket
tikcet who?
ticket to the head yeah yeah

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE DOOR!!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken Who?
Ken you delete this website?

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
araw

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jet Li
Jet Li who?
you can be a peanut, but a too ma-Jet Li. . .

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
banana
banana gonna eat u
adawdawdawd

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
bannanna
bannanna who
don\'t eat me ok...?

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pepsi...
Excuse me?
Pepsi give me the Pepsi now before I Pepsi you up.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hello?
Open the door Nigga!!!
Ah noooooooo!!!!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who
Yoohoo Big summer Blowout

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sexy
Sexy who?
Sexy lady, OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin Pie Who?
A Mouse Making Fun of pumpkins and saying booo you haha

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
who
who who ?
hi hi (giggles)

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Juday
Juday who
Juday i give up or juday keep on chasing pavements
1 Comments
I.G.
07/19/2014

I love adele!



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting C...
Mooooooooo

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rihanna
Rihanna who?
Please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee life is just a dream

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
yane
yane who?
ya need too open the door!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
willow
willow who
will lowe!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy luya
amoy luya who?
It's rainy men amoy luya It's rainy men
1 Comments
MUREECA!
03/21/2014

That's not even americanish you foreigner



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Don't even start...

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey Boo
Honey Boo who?
It's Honey Boo Boo!
2 Comments
Leslie L.
06/03/2014

this sucks honey boo is a fat little midget girl.

Anonymous
06/03/2014

even the miley one is funnyer



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I am
I have a restraining order
I will cut your head off with a key

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
It's me Dave open the door!
Dave Nigga boy Johnson?
I don't know just open the fucking door

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ray
Ray, what do you want?
Butch owes you a coke.

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Whos There

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
NO
NO WHO
No, Who did that???

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Whos There? Ice Cream
Ice Cream Who? ICE CREAM ON FIRE

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there Ice Ice Who?
ICE Bruning never mind theres ice cream on it

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Whos There
Ice Ice Who?
Ice transfroming in to a chicken saying meow

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
who
who who ?
You're an owl bitch

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
to
to who?
no, no, no. To WHOM

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic. -___-

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
pritong saba,pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare
pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare
pritong saba,pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare hallelu-hallelujah

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
lahat sila maganda except ikaw
lahat sila maganda except ikaw who???
🎶You are the only exception🎶

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hey Buddy
Hey buddy who?
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is 3 doors down

1 likes
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