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i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
14 Comments
nribgfahip
09/14/2014

WOOOOOW THATS AMMMMMMAMAAAZAZMKANOSN:WIBODBWOIBUD:WUBDIPWEBPIUEBIEBFPIEBFPUIYBEAFUIBEPUIFP...aka cool


destiny
09/01/2014

nice one


Carly
08/23/2014

Ing that is funny


Sͦͪ̿̔̆͋̉̏͐
08/19/2014

Ị̫̜͉̤̝̳ͭͪ̄ͬ̓͂͋͗͛̕͜͜ͅT̈ͨ̄ͥͧ͑ͬͬ̀ͭ́́̋҉̡͙̲̩̫S̸̶͖͓̥͓̥̘̭͇ͭ̄̒̔͞͠ ̱͉̹̻̂ͯ̿͗ͣ̄ͭ̊̾ͤͩ͜͟͠T̢͚̠͍̥̰̈͛ͪ̿ͬ̏̕͜O̴̧̡̯̲̺̪̘̬͖͎͖̜͔̰͇̻̰̱͕ͪͭͬ͛̈̿ͥ͢͡O̵ͤ̍̐͊ͮͣ̎̐̓̓̽͂ͩ͏̵̷̳̳̥̣̠̝̫̼̦͢ ̡̙̪͙̘̰͉̤͕͓̺͔̮̻͉͖̘͕͔̈ͤ̇͋ͯͣͭͤͣ̿ͭ̀͢͠͞ͅLͩͯ̓́̍ͥ̽ͥͫ̾̓͋͊͏͏̮̘̯̘̩̺͙̟̺͝A̡ͩ̏ͮ̉ͮ́̐̀̚͏̸̴̗̮̠̦̻̞̣̞͟T̸̷̞͙͙̣̻̝̩̻̖͎͈̗̹̅͋ͥ̓͊̔͑͋͆ͥ̈́̀͢ͅE̡̗̲̺̗̲̮͓͉̤̯̣̥̩͖̱̱̜͐ͦ͛̿̑̿̿ͣ̅̾̈́̊ͩͣ̃ͦ͟ͅ ̃̔͊ͫ҉̶̹̣̤͓̲̻̼̫̠̱̜̯͕͜͠T̡̨̫͔̯͍̥̫̫͓̫͌̍͆̂́̽͛͋̇ͮ̏̇ͩ̌̉̎́̀̚͡O̎̇̐̔̋͌ͩͭ͐̊͌͒̈ͤ̉̋̓͞҉͍̭̣̜̘̳̤̹̯͕̟̫̻̖̝̺̳̙ ̵̡̙̺̙̮̗̱̱̪͇͚̠͖̯͆̓̏͆ͬ͒̎̄͠͞͞S̨͎͕̪̙̟̗̱̼̥̣̣̪̯̹̓̅̔̂̍̂̐͑ͨ̽̃ͮ́ͪ̓͐͊́̚̕͟T̵̓ͪͯ͗͋̔҉̦̣̣̠̗͕̘͔̣̻̻̻̪̦̣̤͠O̸̧̢͈̳̳͇̹̘͇̙͕͍̠͕̗͇̽̃̎͑͋͋ͭ͒͘͠P̸̷̡̭͚͉͚̩̻̞̲̩̏͋̆́̔̒́̏̚͟͠ͅ ̶̡̨͚̤̘̘͊̿̾̂̏͌̂͊ͩ̎̔̈́̌̆̏̂͟Ḯ̛̼͇̩̖͕̞͉͙́͛ͤͪ͗̾͂ͫ͞T̀̉͒̐̇҉̳͓͇͖͚̱̞̼́́ ̢̛̖̣͕̺̥̫̳̦̗͊̐͋̋́͌ͨ̑̔ͯŅ̸͉͎̩̲̼̦̩̯̙̬̩̬̏́͐̐̂ͮͫͧͦ̉̄̕͠ͅO̡͖͉͕̲̲̣̯͈͔̝̻̳̗̻͍͔͑ͦͮ̓͗̾͢W͊ͪͣ͊ͤͫ̍͑ͬ̈́͊ͦ̔ͤ̽̿̚̕҉͓̬̯̻̖͔͎̗͓̱͍̘͓͜


Lil one
08/17/2014

So boring..


luke
08/17/2014

so dry

Preston
08/18/2014

1000


RodRick
08/11/2014

pontless so funny:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no more jokes

mark
08/17/2014

I know

luke
08/17/2014

so lame


Shayla
08/06/2014

BORING!!!!!


Bethany
08/06/2014

O.O *reads over and over again* (10 minutes later) I see what you did there!


hi
07/22/2014

Hi

Hi
07/24/2014

Hi

hiya
07/31/2014

Hi

bye
08/09/2014

bye

hi
08/09/2014

Hi


KARL!
06/16/2014

HAHAHAHA :D!


no one
06/14/2014

At first i didn't understand it then i realized what it was really funny!!! loved it!!! :)


Macosie
04/29/2014

An intelligent knock-knock joke, who woulda thunk it possible?


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

ohhh...i see what u did there ;)



107 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'
6 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

nice coll one


me
08/19/2014

nicee


SOMEONE
08/06/2014

Wow that's clever...


Shayla
08/02/2014

Lol love that joke and I love that song


Timera
07/22/2014

What


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'.... LOVE IT!!! XD (AND THE SONG)



71 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
4 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

coll one dod


Bethany
08/06/2014

This has to be the most popular joke on this website


Adrian
02/12/2014

:3 -___-


PrettyGirl
01/24/2014

Poop!

poop
01/27/2014

yep



49 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
6 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

nice one


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

nice 'dude'


JokeGoddess
01/03/2014

Hilarious!

Condiment
01/05/2014

thanks! This is my bros favorite joke

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Naha


Sally
01/03/2014

hahahahahaha

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Bad "BRO"

Poopy
04/03/2014

Bad bro


Matthew
01/03/2014

Cool bro

¿raly?
03/21/2014

ur not even really alive or r u could be even alive?

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Doesn't make any sense


Joe
01/03/2014

Haha nice one

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Haha BAD ONE

Jessie C.
08/06/2014

+Rayhana That's kind of mean.



44 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
I SAID GUESS
4 Comments
DeStInY
09/01/2014

NICe


Bethany
08/06/2014

NOOO I DONT WANNA GUESS XP


i get it
07/17/2014

lololol


Dr. Evil
03/25/2014

How about no

Dr. Who
07/19/2014

How about yes



43 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut!
3 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

COOL ONE


Bethany
08/06/2014

I don't like peanuts but I like this joke XD (Little ironic)


Brian
03/21/2014

I'm allergic to peanuts and cashews and you are being insensitive.

Jessie C.
08/06/2014

+Brian How is it insensitive? :|



40 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
8 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

nice


deshabille
08/22/2014

Just kidding Awesome job


Deshae
08/22/2014

Stupid


Shayla
08/06/2014

Oh because the doorbell is broken that's why it's knock knock, it took me a while to get that LOL :) !!!!!


super fire
07/02/2014

LOL took me a while to get it


jazzy
05/01/2014

idk


deaglan
02/18/2014

lol i get it


LOL
01/07/2014

I GET IT

Bria
06/15/2014

hahahhahahahhahahahahah that made my day!



39 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yoohoo, big summer blowout.
4 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

FUNNY


Gin
08/28/2014

hahahahahahahaahahahah


jesus
08/25/2014

fuck you


Ben Derrow
04/09/2014

Best joke ever. I love that movie!!!



38 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo
1 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE



36 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!
1 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE ONE



33 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? Certainly. Will you remember me in a year? Of course. Will you remember me in two years? Yes. Will you remember me in three years? Of course I will!
Knock Knock, Whos There
See, you've forgotten me already.
4 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE ONE COL ONE NICE


Bethany
08/06/2014

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHA


man
03/09/2014

lol's


dfdfd
02/19/2014

eaerete



32 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
2 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE ONE


MJ
04/08/2014

racist

Saeed
04/15/2014

I want more funny jokes

Jessie C.
08/06/2014

+MJ How is that racist? =o



31 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
You know, you're Santa impression could use some work
6 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE


jaden
08/17/2014

maths is gay


Superior
08/04/2014

gay


GrammarGod
05/06/2014

your*


Will
01/03/2014

WHOA MATTHEW! IT WORKS!

Matthew
01/03/2014

Yep!


Bob
01/03/2014

LOL this is funny

jfjuwhng
08/28/2014

so funny



31 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(30 seconds later in a deep voice) SLOTHHHHHHHHH
2 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE


super hot
07/02/2014

I actually tried this one



31 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
punch
punch who
i did not say to punch anybody
1 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

NICE



30 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dad.
Dad who?
UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!
3 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

COLL ONE


jesus
08/25/2014

you dont know your real dad


Jania
07/20/2014

Boo

Hello
07/27/2014

Boo who?



29 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!
2 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE


naenae
08/14/2014

tHAT IS SO STUPID



28 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Can This be the last knock knock joke?!
2 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

NICE ONE


Your ASS
04/07/2014

HAA!



28 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Oh, bless you
2 Comments
randam guy
09/04/2014

hahaha FUNNY!


destiny
09/01/2014

nice



25 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out.
3 Comments
DESTINY
09/01/2014

COLL ONE NICE ONE COL


deaglan
02/18/2014

i dont get that


Jones
01/12/2014

Hahhaha i love this one



24 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!
1 Comments
destiny
09/01/2014

nice



24 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. Please let me in!
1 Comments
jake
07/19/2014

Funny cause the poster is a cat. my cat meows when he wants to come in :)

Your Name
09/01/2014

Leave a comment...



23 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
jelly
jelly who
PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! WAY YA WAY YA
2 Comments
Hi
08/20/2014

Ya it is lol


helper
08/07/2014

lol. the song is saying "where he at" not way ya.

Rappa
08/29/2014

Sure... if you're the whitest boy on earth



23 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
June 1
June 1 who?
June one-na build a snowman?
2 Comments
Bethany
08/23/2014

Nonononono TOO many frozen jokes


Michael
08/01/2014

SO MANY FROZEN JOKES



22 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus who
TAWRK TAWRK!!
4 Comments
Bethany
09/14/2014

Not amused...


Isabella
07/23/2014

So funny


Lil\' Wayne
06/03/2014

This is gotta be the worst one on here. Even worse than the Pepsi one by Leslie L.


Miley
04/08/2014

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21 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, nice yodeling!
1 Comments
Matt
09/02/2014

Wow... That's a good one



20 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor
Interrupting docto--
You have cancer.
3 Comments
Jessie C.
08/06/2014

Oh that's just mean!


Behtany
08/06/2014

Wow you had to use the word "cancer" that's harsh

Facepalm
08/29/2014

is there an alternate word for cancer you would prefer?


Ugh
07/24/2014

Really poor taste!



20 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you <3
2 Comments
Kate
07/19/2014

wait i love this one


Brittney
07/02/2014

AWW SO SWEET



20 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
this
is
FUNNY
2 Comments
super hot
07/02/2014

Uh what


jazzy
05/01/2014

what is the answer



20 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
2 Comments
Ugh
07/24/2014

Poor taste


Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

;-; but we dont want to remember...dont make me cry ;-;

omg so sad
03/12/2014

so sad

mko
03/12/2014

sosad

Yomama
07/23/2014

9/11 was done by the government not terrorists,morons



20 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
1 Comments
mad reader
08/28/2014

how is this even creative this is the oldest joke in the book sincerely, change your name



19 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Me who wants to punch your face

19 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
America
America who?
Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock, freedom rings!

19 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting --
MOO!!!

18 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
doctor
doctor who
you just said it

18 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
banana who?
bana-banana (bad romance)

18 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shakira
Shakira who?
waka waka

18 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo hoo
Boo hoo who?
Aww don't cry, its just a joke


17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It's kangaroo you idiot
1 Comments
Son
03/21/2014

Why don't you love me dad?

Dad
08/29/2014

Because you're adopted



17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Im great, Hawaii you?

17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
.................................................

16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!

16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
alvin
alvin who
alvin, your best friend?
3 Comments
whatisthis
08/01/2014

uhhh i dont get it


dumb
05/04/2014

dumb


CptObvious
03/21/2014

#hegotzamnesia



16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uno Dos Tres
Uno Dos Tres who?
Uno! Dos tres are on fire
1 Comments
this sucks
06/19/2014

boo



16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinesecure don't know what for
2 Comments
Bethany
08/06/2014

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I don't get it...jk


Janrica
05/31/2014

hahaha good one! ^_^



16 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and open it! Its cold outside!

15 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Oh my gosh I love that show

14 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
hi
hi who?
hi im matthew
2 Comments
Sarcasm
08/01/2014

Pure brilliance. Like who coulda come up with this? Like really this is just amazing

Superhuman
08/29/2014

I'm sensing sarcasm...


Jeremy D.
06/03/2014

Dude this one is truely funny.



14 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Thanks, but I'd like peanuts instead!
1 Comments
NUTZ4nutz
03/21/2014

my allergist told this joke but I died anyway

t-bagger
08/10/2014

I like nuts in my mouth



14 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Milk
Milk who?
The milk went to the grocery!
1 Comments
The doctor
08/01/2014

Some of these jokes just make no sense



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love up in above the sky

13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mirror
mirror who?
Coz I am a tiger and you're gonna hear MIRROR! oh oh oh oh oaar
1 Comments
Cpt. Obv
03/12/2014

Actually, mirrors make no sound as they are inanimate

Your Name
09/01/2014

Leave a comment...



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you

13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ow
Ow who?
Man, you need to work on your howling.
1 Comments
Daralololo
08/06/2014

Im a wolf...kinda (dun dun dun)

Howl
08/06/2014

OMGEEEEEEEE!!! IM A WOLF TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Daralololo
08/06/2014

+Howl PROOVE IT!

Bethany
08/06/2014

+Daralololo Dude rly?

Howl
08/06/2014

+Daralololo How?

Daralololo
08/06/2014

+Howl HMMM IDK

Howl
08/06/2014

+Daralololo Can you prove that you are part wolf? Tu shet, huh?

Daralololo
08/06/2014

+Howl I don't believe that your a wolf

Howl
08/06/2014

+Daralololo Well, I was born a human and turned into a wolf. It's complicated. |=p



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-h-o
1 Comments
The God
08/05/2014

Haha haven't seen this one before, nice!



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sexy
Sexy who?
Sexy lady, OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
2 Comments
Bethany
08/06/2014

DUDE 6 YEAR OLDS COME ON HEAR! :( KEEP YOUR INAPPROPRIATE JOKES TO YOURSELF!


Jessie C.
08/05/2014

That's inappropriate. You shouldn't type or say things like that. :-(

HappyMabel
08/06/2014

+Jessie C. I Agree



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better

12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
watch
watch who ?
watch the time it late?

12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
figs
figs who
figs the doorbell, its broken
1 Comments
Your Name
07/27/2014

that is good



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pasture
pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isnt it?
1 Comments
Lolololol
08/06/2014

my bedtime is Midnight my mom isn't up by then

Bethany
08/06/2014

+Lolololol Lol XD



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry Who?
Sorry wrong door

12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shut up! The KGB will ask the questions around here



11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE DOOR!!

11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I Eat Mop Who?
You eat your poo? Your sick

11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney spears who?
Britney spears!

11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
atch
arch who?
blesse you

11 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who
you want youhoo

10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cheese Curls
Cheese Curls who?
Cheese Curls is on fiiiiiiiiree!!!
1 Comments
Janrica
05/31/2014

nice one. . . hahaha^_^



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes,when she comes!

10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Armadillo
Armadillo who?
you are not an armadillo
1 Comments
lol
08/01/2014

Who makes these jokes anyway



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic. -___-

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting C...
Mooooooooo

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hey Buddy
Hey buddy who?
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is 3 doors down

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ownonly
Ownonly Who?
Ownonly is a Gentleman!

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
attack
attack who?
JUSTIN BIEBER!
1 Comments
Shayla
08/06/2014

LOL I HATE HATE HATE JUSTIN BIEBER SO I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL JB STINKS

Zoe
08/06/2014

Omg like seriously I hate JB but that joke was mean!!!! Don't be so rude next time you say a joke

AshleyWolf
08/08/2014

+Zoe I hate JB

Majessie
08/08/2014

+Zoe Yeah, but he's been in jail twice, and both for the same reason. Oh, and did you know that Canada doesn't want JB? He's that bad at singing! A whole country dislikes him! LOL!



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who who who who how many times do i have to do this who who who...

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Nevermind i dont wanna get sick
1 Comments
Naaaah
08/06/2014

DONT SNEEZE ON ME



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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you!But you really need to close your nose next time

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Al' ask the questions around here

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin case you want to call,here's my number

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
Anna one!Anna two!

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who,who,who,who,who
Who,who,who,who,who,WHO!
I didn't know you was a owl
1 Comments
Jessie C.
08/06/2014

Were an owl. Sorry. I love grammar. |P



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita Book and stop watching TV!!!
2 Comments
#TVFORLIFE
08/23/2014

O.O I don't like books...JK I like tv better doe


Sandykit
08/05/2014

Yea! Warriors! Go Erin Hunter!



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
1 Comments
Jessie C.
08/08/2014

Pumpkin, you wear shoes?



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop
Smell Mop who?
I will NOT smell your poo! Disgusto.

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy kape
amoy kape who?
amoy kape'n the morning feeling like ...(ticktock song)

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
ticket
tikcet who?
ticket to the head yeah yeah

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
lactum
lactum who?
I lactum move it move it
1 Comments
Britney
07/02/2014

You like to...Move it!



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jet Li
Jet Li who?
you can be a peanut, but a too ma-Jet Li. . .
1 Comments
Matthew
08/08/2014

Does anyone what get what this means?



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hi
Hi who?
Um, no. Just hi.

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
cook
cook who?
WHAT I DIDNT SAY TO COOK ANYONE!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
(silence) Um... Knock knock?
(Darth Vader) Who disturbs my slumber?
Aaaah! (runs away)
1 Comments
Darla
08/06/2014

I LOVE STARWARS



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rihanna
Rihanna who?
Please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
yane
yane who?
ya need too open the door!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who
I didnt know you could yodel!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivin
Ivin who?
Ivin working on the rail road

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess who
Guess who who?
Okay then my guess is who who

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Thats a Dangerous question

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting payphone
interupting paypho-
Im at a payphone trying to call home

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes LET ME IN!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chatty Kitty
What? Pardon? Say that again, please. I'm sorry, what?
Hide the megaphones!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elesa
Elesa who?
Um, you know, the queen?
1 Comments
Elsa
08/06/2014

#FROZEN



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
No.

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little lady
Little lady who?
I didn't know you can yoddle

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. That"s why I'm knocking

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom.

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
interupting dyslexic human
inturupting dysle-
MEOW!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
justin beiber
justin beiber who?
justin beiber reason, just a little bits enough just the second were not broken just bent............................

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy luya
amoy luya who?
It's rainy men amoy luya It's rainy men

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Don't even start...

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
needle
needle who
go to the bathroom then.

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Batter up
Batter up who?
Well there goes my cake idea

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita Pea jr.

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat--
I eat who?
Eew, no! I said that I eat pickle flavored ice cream for a living!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya Who?
...no...just...no
2 Comments
Matthew
08/08/2014

#GOOGLE4LYFE


Sally
08/06/2014

#YAHOOSTINKSFORLIFE



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
NO
NO WHO
No, Who did that???

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who ?
\\\"I am the one who knocks\\\"
1 Comments
br.fan
08/01/2014

best show ever



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate mop
i ate mop who?

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
YO!, da lady
YO!, da lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Death
Death who?
Must I say more?
3 Comments
Eden
08/20/2014

I liked but it but why did u have to use death of all words?


Daisy
08/06/2014

Wow you had to use "death" :( my little sister goes on here and she asked me what death means but I liked it

Jessie C.
08/06/2014

+Daisy Sorry molly is evil she doesn't think about that's stuff


lol
08/05/2014

hahahaha



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I love--
I love who?
I don't know, but I... Um...Like, uh... Er... Um... Ahem, uh... Heh heh, uh... Um... Uh...
1 Comments
Kat
08/05/2014

Awww this one is cute



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Beezer
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and they make honey
1 Comments
slurp
08/06/2014

Slerp



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you hug if you open the door!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Woof
Woof who? Woof
Not funny.

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pature
Pasture who? Pasture bedtime isn't it?
...Yes.
1 Comments
Bethany
08/06/2014

That's my joke just FYI



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Too
Too who?
Too Whom

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Says
Says who?
Says me,that's who?

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Science is olnly for
Science is only for who?
That's a dangerous question. Science is for everybody. You just have to belive that science can prove things and you're a scientist.
1 Comments
Dalilah
08/06/2014

Science isn't for me im bad at it D:

ScienceWol
08/06/2014

+Dalilah Nobody's bad at science. If you get a combination wrong than you have invented a new experiment! Consider all of your science an experiment. Just don't make anything dangerous, like a new type of TNT. But goggles and gloves might help, FYI. :)

Dalilah
08/06/2014

+ScienceWolf Well I tried and failed



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy you! (I see you!)
1 Comments
RodRick
08/11/2014

AWSOME hey dad knock-knock whos there icy icy who icy you! (I see you) (laufs)



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in and we'll tell you!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey Boo
Honey Boo who?
It's Honey Boo Boo!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nobody's as cute as
Nobody's as cute as who?
Dark. Duh!
1 Comments
Darla
08/06/2014

I know someone who goes by the names of dark hes SOOOO CUTE!



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita Who
Anita Pea

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoo
Yoo who?
Hi!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ad
Ad who?
Ad me to your friends list. Must I always finish your sentences for you?
2 Comments
Dipper
08/06/2014

Ahahahahahahahahahaahahaha Lol my sister liked your joke

Jessie C.
08/08/2014

+Dipper O.M.G. DIPPER I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!! 8o 8D

Dipper
08/08/2014

+Jessie C. ...Thx


Layla
08/06/2014

Lol that's funny

Bethany J.
08/08/2014

+Layla Thanks! Everyone thinks I'm just hilarious! I can't get them to stop laughing!

Jessie C.
08/08/2014

+Bethany J. That's not true, Beth-Beth.

Bethany J.
08/08/2014

+Jessie C. Well, at least I don't like Dark, Mrs. Celestic!

Dark C.
08/08/2014

+Bethany J. What now?

Jessie C.
08/08/2014

+Dark C. Heh heh, nothing!

Bethany J.
08/08/2014

+Dark C. Yeah, Darkypoo! It was nothing! |:)

Daina
08/08/2014

THIS INT A CHAT ROOM! GO SOME WHERE ELSE TO CHAT!

...
08/08/2014

...

Jessie C.
08/08/2014

+Bethany J. Mm...|:(

Jessie C.
08/08/2014

+Daina Sorry.



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Call
Call who?
Call me maybe

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya Who?
...no...just...no

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hula
Hula who?
p

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urine secure don't know what for

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Inprison
inprison who?
Justin bieber

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Juday
Juday who
Juday i give up or juday keep on chasing pavements
1 Comments
I.G.
07/19/2014

I love adele!



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee life is just a dream

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hairbrush
Hairbrush who?
Oh my gosh, somebody actually named their kid Hairbrush? What kind of a name is that?
1 Comments
Hairbrush
08/06/2014

XD MY NAME IS HAIRBRUSH

I will not
08/06/2014

Omg, really? :D



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Deja
Deja who?
I just saw my future

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
-.-
-.- who?
No thats my face
5 Comments
Sup?
08/08/2014

Nice joke LOLOLOLOL

Majessie
08/08/2014

+Mabel Good.


Mabel
08/08/2014

+Majessie Good you?


Majessie
08/08/2014

:)


Majessie
08/08/2014

Hi, Mabel! How's the weather up in Gravity Falls?


Bethany
08/08/2014

LOL I LOVE THAT FACE!!!



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom not to who

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rita
Rita who?
Go rita bok and stop looking at knock knock jokes!
1 Comments
Jessie C.
08/06/2014

You're talking to Dillon too, right? =P



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Eva
Eva who?
Eva Dently you didn't hear me

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
s
s
s

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
joana
joana who?
i Joana close my eyes i joanafall asleep cause i miss you babe and i joana miss a thing

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Did I just hear an owl

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knok knock
Who's there?
Week1 week2 week3 week4 week5

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
...Ah!
1 Comments
:)
08/06/2014

wut?



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
What, When, Where
What, When, Where , Who?
You forgot Why

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Single
Single Who?
Single you

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
The guy who finished second
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
knock-knock
YO-YO
hey yo-yo dont yo me

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
me
me who
Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski (born June 10, 1983[1][2][3][4] some sources say 1982[5][6][7][8]), known professionally as Leelee Sobieski, is an American film and television actress. Sobieski achieved recognition in her mid-teens for her performance in the 1998 film Deep Impact and as the daughter of a costume store owner in Eyes Wide Shut (1999). She received an Emmy nomination for the 1999 TV movie Joan of Arc, and two Golden Globe nominations for Joan of Arc and the 2001 TV movie Uprising.

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
knock knock
knock knock who?
knock yourself!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
T̨͊̑̄̒̎̂͋ͯ̈́̑͒ͩͣ҉̡̨̯̞̥̘̝̟͍̯̪̺̼̺͔̝̳͚̩͞H̸̞̫̜̪̘̖͖̟̫̙̬̙̠̠̭̬͈͗ͯ̍̌̿̈́̀́͡Ẹ̶̛̛͈͎̲̳̭̠͍͍͎̱̳͎̭͇̰͍̼̠͌ͩ̒̑́̔̿ͮ̃̑̾͆͗̃̆̈̉̚͡ ̻̖͖̻̰͔̙͇̺̫͖͋ͨ͂ͯ̿͢͡͡͝S͕̙̖̘̙̞̻͎̫̦̝̞͔͍̏̇̇ͬ͘̕Ò͇̦̫̖͖̲͎̠̬͔ͨ̓ͪ̓͊ͯ̄ͭ͊̍̌̓ͪ̋̍̂̉͋͝U̢ͪ̈́̽̔̌̾̾ͨ̏̀ͦ̅͜҉͕̙͚̻̝̪̹͉̙̗̳͜͡L̸̡̤̥̫̟̤̦̗̿̂̈͛̓ͯͦ͒̋̏ͭ́ͪͨͭ̀ͯͥ͘S̃̉ͥ̒̿̓ͣ̎̊͋͜͟҉͇̘͖̮̞͎̻̳͙̣̝̭̝̥̕͡ ̵̜͕̻̗͖̘̠̊̃̀͗̀̃̑́̿̆̔̃͂͌̐ͥ̃̚̕Ǫ̸̡̜͖͖̪̮̺̹̘͍̹͍̱̮̞͉̫̟̞̓ͫ͒ͬ͌ͭ̋͊̿ͣ̅ͫ́͌͟F̍ͬͩ͑̆ͨ͂͑̌̒̉ͯ͒̌͏̤̹͈̺̠̯̠̱̩͜͡͠ ̡̘͔͖̟̗͇͖͕ͣͨͭ̍̇ͥ̐ͭ̏̋͌̀̒́̕͜͝T̢̘͔̻̼̦̮̜̹̗̱̱̦̠̭̝̪͔͉̫̀ͪ̉̃̾͌̋ͮͥ̈́̚Ḩ̵̪͓͕̝̤̖͙̘͔̩ͫ̾̓̆̓̔ͤ̄͗͊͊̃̕̕͠ͅͅË̷̶͍̮̠͇̰͎͍̜̘̪̗̦ͭͦ̂͑̽ͦ͋ͫ͆̚͡ ̵̧̪̠͓̩̳͉̖̮̼̀ͦ̐ͫ̽̓ͤ͌ͦ̒̎̈̀͐̀́D̴̡̛̼̱̼̰͎͈̻̰̞͒̎͒͋̓̋ͫ́͌̾͌̏̾̒̉ͬ͒̚͟ͅĄ̽͗ͧ҉̧̭̜̭̫͕̞̖͇ͅM̸̡̮̙̞̬̫̗̠͕̼͓͓͈͎͖̠̫͉͊ͬ̊̏͌̍̏̽ͪ̋͑̐̎̉̈̎̃̅N̛̹̰͕̼̭̙̺̬̪̖͔̭̩̞̘͚̙̱̂̇̽ͨ̉͆̎̌ͭͪ͂̐̋̂͛̊͝E̸̶͙̯̦̣̫̮̗̫͔̦̫̐̇̑ͣ̓̐̄́͗̊͑̆ͤ̐ͩ́̚͟Ḏ̵̰̟̼̜̙͙͈͈̦̙̜͕̘͖͊͒̏ͧ̾̏̔͂ͮ̀͘
T̨͊̑̄̒̎̂͋ͯ̈́̑͒ͩͣ҉̡̨̯̞̥̘̝̟͍̯̪̺̼̺͔̝̳͚̩͞H̸̞̫̜̪̘̖͖̟̫̙̬̙̠̠̭̬͈͗ͯ̍̌̿̈́̀́͡Ẹ̶̛̛͈͎̲̳̭̠͍͍͎̱̳͎̭͇̰͍̼̠͌ͩ̒̑́̔̿ͮ̃̑̾͆͗̃̆̈̉̚͡ ̻̖͖̻̰͔̙͇̺̫͖͋ͨ͂ͯ̿͢͡͡͝S͕̙̖̘̙̞̻͎̫̦̝̞͔͍̏̇̇ͬ͘̕Ò͇̦̫̖͖̲͎̠̬͔ͨ̓ͪ̓͊ͯ̄ͭ͊̍̌̓ͪ̋̍̂̉͋͝U̢ͪ̈́̽̔̌̾̾ͨ̏̀ͦ̅͜҉͕̙͚̻̝̪̹͉̙̗̳͜͡L̸̡̤̥̫̟̤̦̗̿̂̈͛̓ͯͦ͒̋̏ͭ́ͪͨͭ̀ͯͥ͘S̃̉ͥ̒̿̓ͣ̎̊͋͜͟҉͇̘͖̮̞͎̻̳͙̣̝̭̝̥̕͡ ̵̜͕̻̗͖̘̠̊̃̀͗̀̃̑́̿̆̔̃͂͌̐ͥ̃̚̕Ǫ̸̡̜͖͖̪̮̺̹̘͍̹͍̱̮̞͉̫̟̞̓ͫ͒ͬ͌ͭ̋͊̿ͣ̅ͫ́͌͟F̍ͬͩ͑̆ͨ͂͑̌̒̉ͯ͒̌͏̤̹͈̺̠̯̠̱̩͜͡͠ ̡̘͔͖̟̗͇͖͕ͣͨͭ̍̇ͥ̐ͭ̏̋͌̀̒́̕͜͝T̢̘͔̻̼̦̮̜̹̗̱̱̦̠̭̝̪͔͉̫̀ͪ̉̃̾͌̋ͮͥ̈́̚Ḩ̵̪͓͕̝̤̖͙̘͔̩ͫ̾̓̆̓̔ͤ̄͗͊͊̃̕̕͠ͅͅË̷̶͍̮̠͇̰͎͍̜̘̪̗̦ͭͦ̂͑̽ͦ͋ͫ͆̚͡ ̵̧̪̠͓̩̳͉̖̮̼̀ͦ̐ͫ̽̓ͤ͌ͦ̒̎̈̀͐̀́D̴̡̛̼̱̼̰͎͈̻̰̞͒̎͒͋̓̋ͫ́͌̾͌̏̾̒̉ͬ͒̚͟ͅĄ̽͗ͧ҉̧̭̜̭̫͕̞̖͇ͅM̸̡̮̙̞̬̫̗̠͕̼͓͓͈͎͖̠̫͉͊ͬ̊̏͌̍̏̽ͪ̋͑̐̎̉̈̎̃̅N̛̹̰͕̼̭̙̺̬̪̖͔̭̩̞̘͚̙̱̂̇̽ͨ̉͆̎̌ͭͪ͂̐̋̂͛̊͝E̸̶͙̯̦̣̫̮̗̫͔̦̫̐̇̑ͣ̓̐̄́͗̊͑̆ͤ̐ͩ́̚͟Ḏ̵̰̟̼̜̙͙͈͈̦̙̜͕̘͖͊͒̏ͧ̾̏̔͂ͮ̀͘ who?
Ẅ̵͕̼̥͕̯̳̳̭̫̟̪̦̘͎̬̰̥̪ͥ̓̀̂ͦ̆͂̈̒̅͊ͤ̽̑̐̇͡Ë̢̟̠̪̳͚̪͉̦̣͕̞̫̮̰̥̠̰́̾ͪ̍̀ͦ͒̅ͬͥ́ͅ ̷̛̩̘̗͕͙̲̭̔̄̃̔͆͞H̴̸̜̥̟͎̻̰̅̉̒ͩͫ̌͐͜͝U̶̸̟̼̣̘͊̏ͪ͗̄̋̋ͮ̔̾̊͗ͧ̃̆̀͢
1 Comments
Sͦͪ̿̔̆͋̉̏͐
08/19/2014

F͗ͪͪͧ̋̅̉̈̀̽̔̊̽̾̊̈́ͤ͂͌͝͝҉̖̻͍̯̣̯̳̱̝͓̞̼̥̲̫̝̰̥͔͠Ơ̧̧͓̬̼͎̭̤̣͚͕̝̮͚͖̻̜̱̥͗͐̋̓ͥ̓̂̿̀ͫ͐̓ͨ̀̚̚ͅR̷̞̮̬͓̗̉͌̒͛̊ͮ̊̾̽̑͆͢ ̛͓̣͕̺͖̲̘̦͙̩̳̔ͭ́̅͠͡1̵̡̢͂̒ͥ̋̇ͫͤ́͏͙̺̙̞̮̪̩̭̥͉̙͖̫͕̙̲ͅ0̴̢͕͓̩͍̖͊ͬͦͧ̾̈ͨ̏̅̎́ͦ̉̎ͭͥ̊̚͘͝͠ͅ,̴̲͕̠͈̬̗͉͍̙̭̲̟̦̪̯͚̆̓͛̃ͪͫ̈ͨͭ͒͜0̢̩̱͔̜̙ͮ̿̆͂͊̅͊͜͟͝0̷̴̨͉͚̝͈̲̞̳̣̝̃͋̊ͦ͋̉ͭͦ̈́̀̀0̶̞̠̝͓̥̣̫͈̯̝̲̻̥͈̯ͣ͌̅͐̈̆̔͛ͪ͘͢͝ ̲͕̜̭̖̹͉͚̐̃͌̆̍́ͥ́͌̓͛̈́͊̊͛ͯ́̚͢͜Y̡͉̦̭̭̌̃̃ͯ̏ͪ͑͂̒̅ͣ͟E͊ͤͩͩͥ͝҉̯̬͈̥̗̲̹̪͙̦A̴̢̨̞̪̫͉̮̿̉̄̎ͤ̆͐ͧ̐̄͂͘͜R̙͕̬͉̳̪ͮͥ̾͑͠S̭͓̩̰̘̙͓͇̞͔͙̦̗̙͕͕͚͈̈́̋̐͗̑͛̉͛̎̕͟͞ ̽ͫ̊͑͐̏̑̒͏͉̺͚͚̯͚̠̪͇̼̯͚̫Ẁ͗͊͌̃͛ͬ͊̓͏͎̦͎̗̮͢͟E̳̮̣̫͎͎̰̓ͤ̌̅̓͑̈ͪ͆̕͝͠͠ ̵̣͕̱̻̟̪̻̹̙̩̜͋͋̊͊̈́̓̀̈͋ͣ͗̀̈̀̇ͥ̈͊͜͜H̴̸̞̞͉͖̰̞͖̙͓̦̰̟͔̙͍̹̓̈́̏̓͐͛̂ͅA̵̧͎̞̗̗̩̥̣̗͎̬̭̪̥͚̗͉̜̗̱̅̅̔ͥ͛́͠V̈ͮͦ͆ͪ͊ͭͮ̍͋͛́͠͡͏͎͔̬̣̫̘̘̫̮̦͡ͅĘ̞̦̣̼̣̳̳̼͓͉͆̔̄̔̽ͬͣ̚͢͝ ̷͔̘̣͈̺ͮ̄ͯ̈́ͥ͂͐̆̃̑͘S̾̿͑ͧ̊̓̊̏́҉̪̠͚̞̺͖̝͓̣L̨̯̠̬̜͚͈̣̤̜͍̠̲͚̞̝̫ͩͤͣ̃̀̓̄͟ͅṶ̷͇̯̮̱̈ͥ͗̿́͗̉͗͋́ͤ̕͢͢͝M̠͉͓͚͎̮̙̠̫͔͕̘͗ͦ̓́̏̾͛͋́̂ͩ̓ͦ͐ͩ͘͜͠B̓ͥ̄ͭͭͧ͟͏͉̩̹͓̳͉̘̺̗̼̰̳̳̜͞Ẻ̌̀́́̊͐̉͂̒ͧͮ̂͏̘͖̯̤̺̹̼̥̤̫̘̫̘̗̣̹̬̤͔͡͞Ř̢̋̏̓̉ͣͦ̈̂ͯͮ͂̑ͧ͡҉̧͙͖̠̠̘̳̙̺̼̮̜̻̙̲̖͈̬͕̥Ë̸͓̲̜͈̝͇͚̯̥̞̻͙͎̪͔͓̮̤̯̓̔͋͑ͪ̌̀ͭͬ́͆ͮ̈́ͪ͐̚͝Ď͍̩̗̪̩̰͎̜̥̝̘̯͇ͩ̋ͯ̾̂͊̑̆̄̃̑ͭͦ͋͑͟͝



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Knock knock
Who's there?
Horton
Horton who?
Horton did you hear that Who?

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Knock knock
Who's there?
You, Me, We and They also
You, Me, We and They also who?
Sorry its only We,open Me!!!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Mister
Mister who
Mister door bell so had to knock

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Knock knock
Who's there?
F**k me
F**k me who?
Fuck You too!!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ethiopian
Ethiopia who?
Ethia you let me in, or I opian the door!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Charlie horse in pajamas
Charlie horse in pajamas who?
This is a pajama party, right?
1 Comments
Zup fur su
09/08/2014

Jingi!!



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Knock knock
Who's there?
Au and Ag
Au and Ag who?
Never mine but we're baby is baby paty

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Amish
Amish who?
Aww thanks, I miss you too!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
CANADA
CANADA WHO?
NAKALIGO CANADA SA DAGAT NG BASURA

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Did I just hear an owl

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
I love that show!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dumbell
Dumbell who?
Dumb bell doesn't work

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Knock knock
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Open up the door Harry Potter

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No google!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
LUCIO
I don't want to LUCIO baby, can't you see

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Joanna
Joanna who?
I joanna close my eyes, I joanna fall asleep

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Joanna
Joanna who?
I joanna close my eyes, I joanna fall asleep

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Knock knock
Who's there?
bread
bread who?
bring me some bread u basterd!!!!!!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Parthee at your house

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy fire starting in my heart
1 Comments
Bethany
08/23/2014

...wut



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Knock knock
Who's there?
mariah
mariah who
my right nut

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Who let that cat in

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Marry
Marry who
Marry me

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Ask your self

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Ask your self

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Knock knock
Who's there?
ISIS
ISIS Who?
ISIS pect we're gonna cut yer neck.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Knee
Knee who?
Knee how! (你好)

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Knock knock
Who's there?
pabuksan naman ng aircon
pabuksan naman ng aircon who?
Oh no ! Andyan na si Crush , Pabuksan naman ng Aircon
1 Comments
anna
09/07/2014

hahaha i know right

ruth
09/07/2014

hahah funny :)



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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Gesundheit!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
phone na nokia
phone na nokia?
phone na nokia!!! di sinasadya!!! na magmahal itong puso kooo!!!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
A2
A2 who?!
A2 AKOOOOO BASANG BASA SA ULAN!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
twenty one
twently one who?
I've been standing out here for twenty one minutes now open up!!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
beer
beer who
i want to be a beerionnaire so freakin bad!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
ISIS
ISIS who?
Silence I keel you!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
oh hi
oh hi who
oh hi i didnt see you there
1 Comments
dna
09/04/2014

oh hi



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Knock knock
Who's there?
bees
bees who
mind your own bees wax
1 Comments
random guy
09/04/2014

AMAZING



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Knock knock
Who's there?
Motherfucker
Motherfucker-who?
Magingat ka baka motherfucker(silent R when speaked)
2 Comments
MARRY-ANN-
09/04/2014

PLEASE-VOTE-ITS-NICE-HAHAHA


zEUS
09/04/2014

VOTE



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Knock knock
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB who?
We ask the questions here!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
the 80's
the 80's who
the 80's called the want your jokes back

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Knock knock
Who's there?
MY BOOK CALLED what?
MY BOOK WHO?
MY BOOK

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's their
Who who.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Yode la he
Yode la he who?
hey i didnt know you could yodel

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Knock knock
Who's there?
joe
joe who?
joe mama

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Knock knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who
i'm banana glad i wasn't orange

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Knock knock
Who's there?
summer
summer who
i'm banana glad i wasn't orange

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Knock knock
Who's there?
apple
apple who
glad i'm not a pumpkin

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Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who?
your glad that i didnt say you

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