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Funny Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
6 Comments
hi208
07/22/2014

Hi

Hi
07/24/2014

Hi

hiya
07/31/2014

Hi


KARL!194
06/16/2014

HAHAHAHA :D!


no one193
06/14/2014

At first i didn't understand it then i realized what it was really funny!!! loved it!!! :)


Macosie182
04/29/2014

An intelligent knock-knock joke, who woulda thunk it possible?


Ana Lizzy125
01/19/2014

ohhh...i see what u did there ;)



33 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'
3 Comments
Timera207
07/22/2014

What


Ana Lizzy127
01/19/2014

DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'.... LOVE IT!!! XD (AND THE SONG)



25 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
4 Comments
Adrian132
02/12/2014

:3 -___-


PrettyGirl130
01/24/2014

Poop!

poop
01/27/2014

yep



22 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
5 Comments
super fire197
07/02/2014

LOL took me a while to get it


jazzy184
05/01/2014

idk


deaglan134
02/18/2014

lol i get it


LOL122
01/07/2014

I GET IT

Bria
06/15/2014

hahahhahahahhahahahahah that made my day!



22 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dad.
Dad who?
UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!
2 Comments
Jania206
07/20/2014

Boo

Hello
07/27/2014

Boo who?



17 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut!
3 Comments
Brian166
03/21/2014

I'm allergic to peanuts and cashews and you are being insensitive.



15 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
You know, you're Santa impression could use some work
4 Comments
GrammarGod186
05/06/2014

your*


Will119
01/03/2014

WHOA MATTHEW! IT WORKS!

Matthew
01/03/2014

Yep!


Bob109
01/03/2014

LOL this is funny



14 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out.
4 Comments
deaglan133
02/18/2014

i dont get that


Jones123
01/12/2014

Hahhaha i love this one



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
5 Comments
Ana Lizzy126
01/19/2014

nice 'dude'


JokeGoddess118
01/03/2014

Hilarious!

Condiment
01/05/2014

thanks! This is my bros favorite joke

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Naha


Sally113
01/03/2014

hahahahahaha

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Bad "BRO"

Poopy
04/03/2014

Bad bro


Matthew111
01/03/2014

Cool bro

¿raly?
03/21/2014

ur not even really alive or r u could be even alive?

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Doesn't make any sense


Joe110
01/03/2014

Haha nice one

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Haha BAD ONE



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yoohoo, big summer blowout.
2 Comments
Ben Derrow180
04/09/2014

Best joke ever. I love that movie!!!



13 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(30 seconds later in a deep voice) SLOTHHHHHHHHH
3 Comments
super hot199
07/02/2014

I actually tried this one



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
1 Comments
MJ175
04/08/2014

racist

Saeed
04/15/2014

I want more funny jokes



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
this
is
FUNNY
4 Comments
super hot198
07/02/2014

Uh what


jazzy183
05/01/2014

what is the answer



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
2 Comments
Ugh210
07/24/2014

Poor taste


Ana Lizzy128
01/19/2014

;-; but we dont want to remember...dont make me cry ;-;

omg so sad
03/12/2014

so sad

mko
03/12/2014

sosad

Yomama
07/23/2014

9/11 was done by the government not terrorists,morons



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
I SAID GUESS
3 Comments
i get it202
07/17/2014

lololol


Dr. Evil172
03/25/2014

How about no

Dr. Who
07/19/2014

How about yes



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you <3
2 Comments
Kate203
07/19/2014

wait i love this one


Brittney200
07/02/2014

AWW SO SWEET



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo

9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus who
TAWRK TAWRK!!
4 Comments
Isabella209
07/23/2014

So funny


Lil\' Wayne190
06/03/2014

This is gotta be the worst one on here. Even worse than the Pepsi one by Leslie L.


Miley179
04/08/2014

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9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor
Interrupting docto--
You have cancer.
2 Comments
Ugh211
07/24/2014

Really poor taste!



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. Please let me in!
1 Comments
jake204
07/19/2014

Funny cause the poster is a cat. my cat meows when he wants to come in :)



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Me who wants to punch your face

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Oh, bless you

8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting --
MOO!!!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
.................................................

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
alvin
alvin who
alvin, your best friend?
3 Comments
whatisthis214
08/01/2014

uhhh i dont get it


dumb185
05/04/2014

dumb


CptObvious171
03/21/2014

#hegotzamnesia



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
jelly
jelly who
PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! WAY YA WAY YA

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uno Dos Tres
Uno Dos Tres who?
Uno! Dos tres are on fire
2 Comments
this sucks196
06/19/2014

boo



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
doctor
doctor who
you just said it

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
hi
hi who?
hi im matthew
2 Comments
Sarcasm215
08/01/2014

Pure brilliance. Like who coulda come up with this? Like really this is just amazing


Jeremy D.192
06/03/2014

Dude this one is truely funny.



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
punch
punch who
i did not say to punch anybody

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? Certainly. Will you remember me in a year? Of course. Will you remember me in two years? Yes. Will you remember me in three years? Of course I will!
Knock Knock, Whos There
See, you've forgotten me already.
2 Comments
man136
03/09/2014

lol's


dfdfd135
02/19/2014

eaerete



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinesecure don't know what for
2 Comments
Janrica188
05/31/2014

hahaha good one! ^_^



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shakira
Shakira who?
waka waka

7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Milk
Milk who?
The milk went to the grocery!
2 Comments
The doctor219
08/01/2014

Some of these jokes just make no sense



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, nice yodeling!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
June 1
June 1 who?
June one-na build a snowman?
1 Comments
Michael216
08/01/2014

SO MANY FROZEN JOKES



6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
banana who?
bana-banana (bad romance)

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
America
America who?
Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock, freedom rings!

6 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Armadillo
Armadillo who?
you are not an armadillo
2 Comments
lol217
08/01/2014

Who makes these jokes anyway



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo hoo
Boo hoo who?
Aww don't cry, its just a joke


5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love up in above the sky

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mirror
mirror who?
Coz I am a tiger and you're gonna hear MIRROR! oh oh oh oh oaar
1 Comments
Cpt. Obv157
03/12/2014

Actually, mirrors make no sound as they are inanimate



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who
you want youhoo

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy kape
amoy kape who?
amoy kape'n the morning feeling like ...(ticktock song)

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Thanks, but I'd like peanuts instead!
1 Comments
NUTZ4nutz169
03/21/2014

my allergist told this joke but I died anyway



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shut up! The KGB will ask the questions around here



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Can This be the last knock knock joke?!
1 Comments
Your ASS174
04/07/2014

HAA!



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
lactum
lactum who?
I lactum move it move it
1 Comments
Britney201
07/02/2014

You like to...Move it!



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I Eat Mop Who?
You eat your poo? Your sick

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney spears who?
Britney spears!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I am
I am who ?
\\\"I am the one who knocks\\\"
1 Comments
br.fan218
08/01/2014

best show ever



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and open it! Its cold outside!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
Im great, Hawaii you?

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting C...
Mooooooooo

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE DOOR!!

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom.

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
interupting dyslexic human
inturupting dysle-
MEOW!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Oh my gosh I love that show

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop
Smell Mop who?
I will NOT smell your poo! Disgusto.

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
justin beiber
justin beiber who?
justin beiber reason, just a little bits enough just the second were not broken just bent............................

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It's kangaroo you idiot
1 Comments
Son161
03/21/2014

Why don't you love me dad?



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
needle
needle who
go to the bathroom then.

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cheese Curls
Cheese Curls who?
Cheese Curls is on fiiiiiiiiree!!!
1 Comments
Janrica187
05/31/2014

nice one. . . hahaha^_^



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita Who
Anita Pea

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita Pea jr.

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
ticket
tikcet who?
ticket to the head yeah yeah

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jet Li
Jet Li who?
you can be a peanut, but a too ma-Jet Li. . .

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
NO
NO WHO
No, Who did that???

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sexy
Sexy who?
Sexy lady, OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic. -___-

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Juday
Juday who
Juday i give up or juday keep on chasing pavements
1 Comments
I.G.205
07/19/2014

I love adele!



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rihanna
Rihanna who?
Please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do I can do better

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee life is just a dream

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
yane
yane who?
ya need too open the door!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hey Buddy
Hey buddy who?
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is 3 doors down

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
watch
watch who ?
watch the time it late?

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who
I didnt know you could yodel!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
figs
figs who
figs the doorbell, its broken
1 Comments
Your Name213
07/27/2014

that is good



3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy luya
amoy luya who?
It's rainy men amoy luya It's rainy men

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Don't even start...

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey Boo
Honey Boo who?
It's Honey Boo Boo!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivin
Ivin who?
Ivin working on the rail road

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Thats a Dangerous question

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ow
Ow who?
Man, you need to work on your howling.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
-.-
-.- who?
No thats my face

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
attack
attack who?
JUSTIN BIEBER!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting payphone
interupting paypho-
Im at a payphone trying to call home

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pasture
pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isnt it?

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who who who who how many times do i have to do this who who who...

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess who
Guess who who?
Okay then my guess is who who

1 likes
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