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Knock knock
Who's there?
justin beiber
justin beiber who?
justin beiber reason, just a little bits enough just the second were not broken just bent............................
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Knock Knock

Who's There





   
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo!
4 Comments
David
03/21/2014

lol, this was some nwa shit here. My friend and I used to go down to the local ymca and burn nwa with magnifying glasses. I miss him. he died back in waco


Adrian
02/12/2014

:3 -___-


PrettyGirl
01/24/2014

Poop!

poop
01/27/2014

yep



12 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
2 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

ohhh...i see what u did there ;)



10 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mike Snifferpippets.
Mike Snifferpippets who?
Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Now let me in, it's cold out.
3 Comments
deaglan
02/18/2014

i dont get that


Jones
01/12/2014

Hahhaha i love this one



9 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'
2 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

DEY SEE ME ROLLIN' DEY HATIN'.... LOVE IT!!! XD (AND THE SONG)



8 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman.
3 Comments
deaglan
02/18/2014

lol i get it


LOL
01/07/2014

I GET IT



7 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dad.
Dad who?
UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!

5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
You know, you're Santa impression could use some work
3 Comments
Will
01/03/2014

WHOA MATTHEW! IT WORKS!

Matthew
01/03/2014

Yep!


Bob
01/03/2014

LOL this is funny


Matthew
01/03/2014

Haha this is the first knock knock joke that has actually made me laugh out loud

Ducky
01/03/2014

IKR SAME!!!

Will
01/03/2014

Shuddup Barbie

Will
01/06/2014

OH MAN HOW MUCH FUN WE ARE HAVING

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

*takes out penis* Ikr? We will have fun like my daddy had with me

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

That is not the real Ana Lizzy

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

Yes I am

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

No you're not, I am!

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am too!

Will
03/21/2014

Wait, so who's the real Ana Lizzy?

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am!

Ana Lizzy
03/21/2014

I am!



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
5 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

nice 'dude'


JokeGoddess
01/03/2014

Hilarious!

Condiment
01/05/2014

thanks! This is my bros favorite joke

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Naha


Sally
01/03/2014

hahahahahaha

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Bad "BRO"

Poopy
04/03/2014

Bad bro


Matthew
01/03/2014

Cool bro

¿raly?
03/21/2014

ur not even really alive or r u could be even alive?

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Doesn't make any sense


Joe
01/03/2014

Haha nice one

Rayhana
04/03/2014

Haha BAD ONE



5 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut!
2 Comments
Brian
03/21/2014

I'm allergic to peanuts and cashews and you are being insensitive.



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
this
is
FUNNY
2 Comments
Pat Hugs
03/26/2014

Fuck faced little cunt tryna fuck bitches in their pussy get dingle berry shit on their dildo going ass to mouth in their niggers



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth
Interrupting sloth who?
(30 seconds later in a deep voice) SLOTHHHHHHHHH

4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
i ate a buket up
i ate a buket up who
you ate a bucket a poo
2 Comments
Dudeeeeeee
01/07/2014

Nice one man!



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET
1 Comments
Ana Lizzy
01/19/2014

;-; but we dont want to remember...dont make me cry ;-;

omg so sad
03/12/2014

so sad

mko
03/12/2014

sosad



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Guess
Guess who?
I SAID GUESS
2 Comments
Dr. Evil
03/25/2014

How about no



4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Yoohoo, big summer blowout.
2 Comments
Ben Derrow
04/09/2014

Best joke ever. I love that movie!!!


Sven
01/31/2014

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4 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Milk
Milk who?
The milk went to the grocery!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow
Interrupting dysle-
OMO!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Suspense
Suspense who?
.................................................

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you <3

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming in!

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Uno Dos Tres
Uno Dos Tres who?
Uno! Dos tres are on fire

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
hi
hi who?
hi im matthew

3 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
Wow, nice yodeling!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Armadillo
Armadillo who?
you are not an armadillo

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who, they go moo!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting --
MOO!!!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor
Interrupting docto--
You have cancer.

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
1 Comments
MJ
04/08/2014

racist

Saeed
04/15/2014

I want more funny jokes



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked. Please let me in!

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo hoo
Boo hoo who?
Aww don't cry, its just a joke

2 Comments
P diddy
04/08/2014

DAT SHIT CRAY


P diddy
04/08/2014

DAT SHIT CRAY



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who
Me who wants to punch your face
1 Comments
someone
04/08/2014

gay as shit



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
alvin
alvin who
alvin, your best friend?
1 Comments
CptObvious
03/21/2014

#hegotzamnesia



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus who
TAWRK TAWRK!!
2 Comments
Miley
04/08/2014

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
jelly
jelly who
PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! WAY YA WAY YA

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
Honda wings of love up in above the sky

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mirror
mirror who?
Coz I am a tiger and you're gonna hear MIRROR! oh oh oh oh oaar
1 Comments
Cpt. Obv
03/12/2014

Actually, mirrors make no sound as they are inanimate



2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
doctor
doctor who
you just said it

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
you
you who
you want youhoo

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
punch
punch who
i did not say to punch anybody

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy kape
amoy kape who?
amoy kape'n the morning feeling like ...(ticktock song)

2 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom.

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hel
Hel who?
Hell no stop askin me stupid questions.
1 Comments
Matthew
01/05/2014

I dont get it

2chaniz
04/08/2014

because it's a stupid joke



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
interupting dyslexic human
inturupting dysle-
MEOW!

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
adas
adas who?
ASGAFASDASGASDASD FAWAKA

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Oh my gosh I love that show

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell Mop
Smell Mop who?
I will NOT smell your poo! Disgusto.

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Will you remember me in a month? Certainly. Will you remember me in a year? Of course. Will you remember me in two years? Yes. Will you remember me in three years? Of course I will!
Knock Knock, Whos There
See, you've forgotten me already.
2 Comments
man
03/09/2014

lol's


dfdfd
02/19/2014

eaerete



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinesecure don't know what for

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
justin beiber
justin beiber who?
justin beiber reason, just a little bits enough just the second were not broken just bent............................

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
Thanks, but I'd like peanuts instead!
1 Comments
NUTZ4nutz
03/21/2014

my allergist told this joke but I died anyway



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It's kangaroo you idiot
1 Comments
Son
03/21/2014

Why don't you love me dad?



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shut up! The KGB will ask the questions around here



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Duck
Duck Who?
QUACK BITCH!

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Can This be the last knock knock joke?!
1 Comments
Your ASS
04/07/2014

HAA!



1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita Pea jr.

1 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lala
Lala
Lala
1 Comments
Franklin
03/21/2014

aw shit



0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
amoy luya
amoy luya who?
It's rainy men amoy luya It's rainy men
1 Comments
MUREECA!
03/21/2014

That's not even americanish you foreigner



0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Don't even start...

0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Honey Boo
Honey Boo who?
It's Honey Boo Boo!

0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
I am
I have a restraining order
I will cut your head off with a key

0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cheese Curls
Cheese Curls who?
Cheese Curls is on fiiiiiiiiree!!!

0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Anita
Anita Who
Anita Pea

0 likes
Knock knock
Who's there?
ticket
tikcet who?
ticket to the head yeah yeah

0 likes
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